Sim Ark!
You've played the SIMS and SIMS2. You've made your own skins and nurtured your perverted offspring through a long life...
Now, help Noah build the ark and pack it with two (or seven pairs) of every kind and all the food they'll need for a year! Watch Noah, his wife and the kids try to keep the predator and the prey separated, all the while remembering that they're prey, too!
Learn how many of the 2,761 termite species like gopher wood!
See with your own eyes whether or not they clear the pigeon poo!
Watch the irate T-Rex and Brontosaurus getting their daily exercise!
Later, follow the 262 species of ants on their brave journey back to Japan! Watch 2,700 even braver species of ants on their way back to the Americas! (them bugs gotta get back fast so the rain forrests can grow back!)
Learn how Koalas improvise when they realize that that the 2000 lbs of Eucalyptus leaves they each dragged (some of that swamming!) from their native Australia isn't enough food to support their 20-lb frame for a full year plus the long trek to the ark and back!
See the Pandas laugh at the Koalas. They were smart, they brought 75,000 lbs of bamboo each!
1 Comments:
So THIS is what the hell you're doing at 3:01 am.
Ants.
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